someone take me back.

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I love Tumblr. You can say “asgfdhgyukdas” or “hnng” and everyone will understand you, but spell “you’re” wrong and you’re dead.

i fucking love calle 13

vagrantinvenice:

Press play and relieve your childhood.

I was actually expecting Mambo No. 5 or something. o3o This is a pleasant surprise.

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fyeahecuador:

Encelbollado de pescado from Las recetas de Laylita

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UCSB Visit Round Two: Part III
Sunday morning the camera finally gave out and so we were left unable to document the rest of the trip there. We really couldn’t do anything too exciting because brian, janelle, and brett were headed home later that day. However we did enjoy ourselves in the room watching Mean Girls as well as playing http://www.drinkiwiki.com/Mean_Girls. Not stopping there we went on to watch some modern family picking a character to drink for each time they made us laugh. Afterwards Brett & Janelle went to tan, however upon inspection Sanka & Cristina discovered they weren’t at the pool, which of course meant it was time to launch the search party. We found them at the Beta house, Brett having convinced the boys there he was a member of their frat. So we played a game of Snappa, and despite it being my first time I definitely dominated putting those boys in their place haha. Later after half the homies left Sheldon invited us to go out with him. That ended up being a massive failure because the child had no idea what he was doing, so we ended up tapping out and heading home early. On the way back a random black guy complimented us on our asses, so all in all the night wasn’t a total waste.

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I’m sorry, future children, but you’ll have to love Harry Potter if you want to have dinner.

EMPLOYED.

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theanimalblog:

Otter ball is- otterly adoraball

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I’m assuming the London Olympics will have Quidditch

UCSB Visit Round Two; Part II
Saturday morning started bright and early at eight because we left the blinds open so the sun woke everyone up and despite my best efforts to forestall the start of the day the children were ready for breakfast. So I went downstairs and surreptitiously pilfered more than enough food to feed five people from the dining commons. I’m actually surprised that it went unnoticed because there’s no way a person my size could conceivably consume the amount of food I took, and I managed to do that all weekend. After some pregaming we headed over to the beach for some relaxation in the warmth. Coming back from the beach we ate at Woodstocks pizza so of course I had to introduce my friends to the deliciousness that is cinnamon pizza. Afterwards we came back to the apartment to do some damage control from the previous night, a LOT of cleaning up was in order before we proceeded to create another disaster which of course was inevitable with four girls attempting to get ready for a night out. Before going out we left the living room covered in limes and made various toasts to friendship, SB, fun, and of course our high school guidance counselor who helped us get into good colleges. I’m sure it would have warmed her heart to know we were drinking to her haha. After a night in IV filled with the usual debauchery we went to Sheldon’s room after a quick trip to Freeb!rds and Sanka practically inhaled the nachos. After leaving Sheldon’s we had a mini dance party in Taylor’s room and the night concluded at 3:30 AM. Day 2 was a success. 

Campus Point
The Spring 2012 issue is out in print! 90 pages of rich, engaging content for your viewing pleasure. Copies will be distributed all over IV and campus tonight and tomorrow!

liabletogomichaeltakeyourpick:

I’m sick of rap songs telling me what to do… “Bend over! Slap your ass, girl! Drop it like it’s hot!” Yeah, I’m gonna write a song back and be like, “Boooooy, brush your teeth! Yeah boy. Bump that jacket off your back. I’m fucking cold as shit.”

Marry me, Aubrey Plaza.

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